* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fanny FartsThere was a girl in school who was immensely talented in the fanny fart arena. She would lie on her back and contract her stomach muscles intil there was a small 'intake' of air in the nether regions. Then she would roll forward and BINGO, huge fanny fart. Much to the amusement of all. She was fully dressed by the way, for all you with dirty minds.
We actually recorded a series - possibly 50 of them in a row one night, on tape (yes before CD's). Each one interspersed with much girlie laughter and giggling.
It went pretty much like this "wait for it, wait for it...". PARP. Giggle. "Do it again!", "Do it again!". And repeat.
Ahh - happy days. She probably works in Bangkok now amusing onlookers with ping pong balls or something...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:55, Reply)
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