* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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OoopsSitting next to the cutest girl in Japanese class, I was struggling to hold in a rip snorter.
Then to my horror the scent of her perfume set my nose a quivering.
The sneeze build up was imense.
How could a 15 yr old boy hold it in from both ends with an erection? Its not humanly possible.
Unable to hold it any longer, I sneezed letting my clenched arsehole go at the same time.
Queue much laughing and the hotty quietly moving seats.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:12, Reply)
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