* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Bolshaya ProblemaWhen I was first in Moscow, I was given some tickets to the Bolshoi Theatre. I was excited, as I like operas. But I had a bit of tummy trouble. Nothing serious, but I took some anti-diarrhoea tablets just in case. Well, for the entire evening at the opera, I was making my own music to rival Rimsky-Korsakov himself - farting and belching all the way through the Golden Cockerel. And I couldn't go to the toilet for three days. I'm sure there's a moral here somewhere.
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giant_squid, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40,
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