* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
(
chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
« Go Back
Not sure whether to be proud or not...I’m 'known', you lot have nothing on me. You might have the odd batch of foul farts after certain food/drink but I am a constant ticking biological weapon (still not sure if this is an achievement). Mates, girlfriend, family anyone who knows me knows my scent and no matter if its me or not i get the blame. Do you know what its like living with this stigma?
The best thing is though, and which I am quite proud of, is using one of them promotional Lynx clickers to count my daily output...
57 times in one day
That’s a normal day.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:45, Reply)
« Go Back