It's true
It all started when my brothers best friend came screaming into our kitchen and in front of me and my mum and shouts 'Ben made someone sick in school today with a fart'. After a few minutes of calming the poor boy down, who still had tears of joy in his eyes he told us the full storey.
In all good traditional primary schools boys and girls were made to share desks and my brother ended up with a very quite chinese girl who had only just moved to the UK. So along with all the jokes about him having a new girlfriend he had to prove he was still one of the boys.
So after eating the traditional school fare of stoge and sulphur inducing boiled to death cabbage it did not take much encouragement to start the gases moving.
So picture a sweet looking chinese girl all prim and proper and a scruffy looking boy who is sitting there with his bowels slowly filling with gas.
So with his best friened in support my brother lets rip just as the poor girl is answering the techer in he newly learnt english. The poor girl never having been subjected to boys, let along english school boys could not take in what had happended until the smell hit her.
So with now with all of the male members of the class screaming with laughter the poor girl projectile vomits over the desk.
What could the poor teacher do but help her to the nurse and then run my brother to the Head Mistress to explain himself.
My mother did see the funny side at first but then she had to meet with the Head Mistress to explain my brothers trouser trumpet away.
Then add to this the bragging rights my brother had at school and in less than 24 hrs the whole school and all the parents knew. At this point my mother could no longer see the humerous side
(Chipskills, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:57, Reply)