* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I can piss shit out of my cock...Slightly off topic but here goes...
I can piss shit out my cock... As some of you may know I have an incurable disease which affects my ability to break-down the sugars in food and turn them in to energy... (FYI it's called diabetes).
One symptom of Diabetes is the need to pee all of the time, particularly at night. This is because you are generally constipated (if you are not taking insulin) so all the food you eat isn't processed properly and ends up as waste and you piss it out... Calories, nutrients, vitamins - the whole lot just gets pissed out. And it fcuking STINKS!
I kid you not, I went for a long and steamy piss round my friends house after a piss up and it stank so much that he thought the sewarage system was backing up and raw poo was somehow over-flowing in to his house. He accused me of taking the mother of all stinky shits in his bathroom but no... It was just me pissing shit out my cock.
True story.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:22, Reply)
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