* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Public HumiliationMy mother farts like a banshee. She also reverts to a ten year old boy when she farts and frequently (literally) wets herself laughing.
She also has no shame.
Childhood. Thursday. Shopping day. Dutiful son dragged along. Random aisle in supermarket, good cross section of the population in close proximity.
"FWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTT" - sharp intake of breath from mother followed by accusatory "McVitie!".
Cue dutiful son turning beetroot.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:22, Reply)
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