* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I, and indeed my entire familyfart like troopers, but I am by far the worst. I produce a stream of huge very loud farts all day long, and seeing as I have no shame, just let rip, then sit there looking smug as people run away, or decide they've had enough of their dinner.
One occasion sticks in my mind though. My girlfriend had come round. We had a brief chat about what we'd been up to the night before, which included me telling her about the girl I'd pulled- we had a very nice agreement about sleeping with other people, the agreement being, why not?- and her asking if said girl had stayed the night, which she hadn't.
Anyway things got going, and the gf was just about to pop my cock in her mouth, when I let go with two huge trumps, each one a good 10 seconds long, which caused her to laugh and say "no wonder that girl went home".
Oh, and during a threesome with a mate and some girl, I made her cry by accusing her of farting while I was down on her. Don't know if she did, I was very very drunk at the time.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:43,
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