* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I went to Mexico last yearSo much gas escaped my ass...
Worst/funniest moment?
Just had an amazing night with a rather nice lady and went for my morning toilet run. I had managed to hold it in all night and my morning fart was an epic one. It lasted 2-3 minutes (at least) with me squatting over the toilet with my cheeks spread (for silence and follow through).
When I had finished I could hear my lady laughing quite loudly from the other room. Not as quiet as I thought. She was quite greatful that I had spared her the smell and let me know :)
Lenth? Girth? She was happy and that;s what counts :)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:31,
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