* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Maladicta ...Mum farts are always the worst. One of my mother's efforts once caused everyone in the house, including the pets, to suddenly decide that it would be nice to spend a bit of quality time in the garden. I swear I even saw a houseplant trying to make a break for it.
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Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:38,
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