* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me, but a friendHas one of the gaseous bodies i've ever known. He farts and belches like there is no tomorrow. On one gaseous day, we were in maths, sat in the back of the room. Well Mike lets a rather loud and rawreous fart out, which of course, in an all boys school triggered laughter. Yet what happened next was even funnier. His fart had such power, it spread to 3/4 desks each side, to which he gladly shouted "Its got radius".
As of immediate effect, he was sent out of the lesson and threatened with an hours detention.
He's been sent out of several lessons after that incident for farting.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:13, Reply)
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