* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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GasmanIs what they used to call my cousin who could probably fart on command. Ironically his initials were G.A.S. I never used to fart infront of anyone and one day when I was a teenager I was at his house he was in his room I was in the kitchen with my mom, his sister and mother when I felt it coming. I really didn't have any choice in the matter so I let it rip. It was the loudest most disgusting noise I have ever heard my body make...or any other body make. I turned my head when all of a sudden I heard a loud chorus of "GREG!!! EWWW" When he promptly shouted "WHAT?!!" I couldn't stop laughing and thats when they found out it was me...I guess the stench clued them in. BTW Any woman or girl on here who says they don't fart is LYING We all do it. Get over it.
Apologies? I didn't then, not going to now...
EDIT: I just farted, yay!
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:15,
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