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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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When I was at school...
we used to use little plastic syringes we'd stolen from the Biology lab to suck our farts up, so we could shoot 'em in peoples faces later in the day.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:16, Reply)

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