* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Toilet TraumaUpon entering a toilet and doing my stuff i made my way to the sinks.
At this point, a relatively elderly man entered, stepped up to the urinals opposite my position at the sink. He proceeded to drop his trousers 'round his ankles and take a quick slash. During this slash he dropped a fart, loud and clear for all to hear. It rumbled around the walls with a tremendous echo.
I nearly puked.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:08, Reply)
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