* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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A lady does not fart, she botty coughsI went in for major surgery last year, part of which was to sterilise me. With all of the jiggery pokery deep in my abdomen and the major holes they left behind I had a problem with gas in the wounds.
It felt like the worst case of trapped wind in the world, but could not be released because it was not in my bowel. The pain was immense...
After a few days it had started to disperse and was accumulating in my bowel some how, but I was so bruised and battered, there was no way I could push it out.
Then a kindly Nurse came and spoke to me... "Come on Jayne, you really need to fart that out!" Two cups of mint tea later and I was farting like a sailor! Blessed release..... I am such a nice girl too!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:20,
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