* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not Me, But The Boyfriend...Picture the scene: my boyfriend and me, stood in my kitchen having nice after-sex hugs, when he decides to fart. "ok" I think "this is normal, I'll just stand over here"
a few minutes later, and not only is he still farting and stinking out my kitchen, he's managing to do it in a variety of pitches.
Apparently my face was priceless. It was at that point that I left the kitchen. Minutes later, so does he.
I didn't want to go in there for ages for fear of methane poisoning.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:39, Reply)
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