* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The joy of scienceI work in a school science department with fifteen science teachers, you can imagine the lunch time chat.
However on one day I was reduced to tears of laughter by my friend who we shall call "Terry".
Terry was sat in the bath, he felt a tremor build and grabbed a glass jar, which he then submerged.
His plan was to measure just how much gas a standard fart will produce. Not sure if it was a big jar, but he claims to have filled it with his arse emission. He then sealed it in, impressed with his manly achievement.
What made me cry with laughter was when he told us how he conducted a smell test, he claims that bottled fart smells worse than anything else in the world.
Remember, we teach your children.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:42,
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