* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The Boyfriend AgainThis one was last night, as it happens.
The bf and I travelled upto Southampton to see a few mates of mine, so there was the inevitable "sitting around, drinking and talking" thing happening.
The convesation turns to serious things, like first shags, bad experiences etc. He was trying to sleep though all of this.
We'd just reached one of those "what to say next?" moments, when from the location of the boyfriend comes a very loud, very sudden release of gas, followed by "and thats what I think if that!"
We were all in stitches.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:47, Reply)
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