* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Last One, And Then I'll Shut UpDuring previously mentioned Southampton trip, we had a Firefly-watching marathon. About 5am, half of us were asleep, so we turned it off. The only people left awake were me, Mr Farmer and my mate Andy.
Well...
About 5 minutes after the DVD goes off, Andy lets out a huge fart. "I'll claim that!" says he. A short while later, off goes the boyfriends arse. "mine!"
Then I shocked them both by farting pretty damn loudly.
"Yea, that was me!"
The shocked silence afterwards was brilliant.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:53, Reply)
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