* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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MemoriesMy brother and I often had farting competitions - the first one to score a hat-trick in a given space of time was the victor. The game rather lost its gloss when our Dad worked out the point of our giggling and let out three in a row with no visible effort at all. Every time we started a new round, he produced another three in quick succession - we had no chance.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 23:15, Reply)
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