* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me, but...When my dad had to have a temporary colostomy bag, he used to be bothered by the gasseous build up. That is until he discovered the "prick & stick" routine. Yep, he pinpricked the bag to let the farts out, lit them (good thing too - the stench was horrific!), then covered over the pin hole with a plaster.
Mmmm
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Whodathunkit, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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