* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farts in a canI normally have a pretty horrible potential for creating foul smells, but I really come into my own when I use a special recipe (that tastes awesome). Chilli beans...I mean, they cause curling of wallpaper. I use it against my flatmates but do fear that I will discolour the freshly painted walls.
Oh, when we lived in uni halls of residence too, we were bastards to each other on our corridor....walking into each others'rooms and letting one go. I think it's safe to say I used to win!
I inherited my ability from my dad...who is very proud of this 'talent' and is disturbingly well known for it - cue almost all birthday cards being arsegas-related.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 13:44, Reply)
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