* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Plusbefore I married my ex wife, one day she was combing her hair in the mirror. I ran up behind her and grabbed her hips, thrust my face into her arse and did a massive comedy sniff. The fates had decided that this was the exact moment she would emit a silent but very potent stink. The gas which rushed up my nostrils can only be described as "Turnip death" She thought it was hilarious. I never did a comedy sniff of her arse again.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 15:32,
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