* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Car crashI used to fart a bit, but toned it down as I was starting to annoy everyone, and began to realise it wasn't really acceptable to just lift a leg and release the gas.
I once did it at a mate's house and he came running to the window thinking there had been a crash outside.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:59, Reply)
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