* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Small fungiAn ex-manager assured me he "knew someone" who was getting down to business with a new girlfriend, farted and produced an intact button mushroom.
The sheets were black, which apparently heightened the effect.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 17:50, Reply)
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