* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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thanks motherwhen i was a teenager and never wanted to be noticed in public with my mother, she would always fart really loudly (especially in the grocery store). every time mother farts she says "Ahhh, good one."
I knew my daughter was spending too much time with grandma when one day, at age 5, she was walking along, farted loudly, and said "Ahhh, good one."
Thanks mother.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jul 2007, 17:50,
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