* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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farting at an auction...a real auction where you have to stand around and get the auctioneers attention...anyway this old bloke pretty much shat himself there and fuck that it stank so much, people were practically running. I had to stay and bid on a box of stuff tho. Glad i did, cos i then sold it to a collector for neary 300% profit. The auctioneer caught a wiff of the shite, said who will give me £1 for this lot and walked swiftly on not trying to puke his burger up he ate moments before coming outside. Breathing rank air for a few secs was worth it in this case. I steer clear from the old fucker now....rancid looking cunt he is....
rant over....
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 22:43, Reply)
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