* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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'silent, but violent'...God bless my oldest boy, just turned one at the end of last month.
He's learnt to produce some truely potent gaseous anomalies in recent weeks, so much so that he can cunningly convince us he has 'used' his nappy, only for a nappy change to reveal he has used his new super-power. Seriously - the lad can fart pure sulphur-like evilness.
Which made me grin standing in line in Mothercare yesterday, with the worlds most chav-scum-like family behind us in the queue. He unleashed one of his un-holy stenches, only for the chav-father behind to comment;
"Awww, Jesus Chels - Courtney's Sh*t 'erself again."
I was so proud, I nearly drove home there and then to sign him up on b3ta. Just one and already using the 'silent, but violent' method to blame others...
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 1:46,
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