* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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CranberryThe first time I ever drank vodka & cranberry I wasn't prepared for my pish AND my poo to smell of it the next morning.
So, feeing a little worse for wear, I was sat on the toilet waiting to poo when I let out a huge cranberry fart.
The effect of this was so overwhelming I threw up over myself.
I've had better mornings...
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 7:25, Reply)
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