* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me, but my Dad.We're on holiday in France. We're at a camping site, but we're in camper vans so it's not as bad as a tent. My Mum and Dad are in the same room, and me and my sister are sharing a room at the other end. During the middle of the night, my Dad farts SO loudly that he wakes:
a) Himself
b) My Mum
c) Me & my sister
d) The occupants of the camper van next door, who proceed to shout "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT!?!?"
Just think of my poor mum.
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 16:47,
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