* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My exWas quite determined not to fart in front of me.
She made the standard lady excuses of 'I never fart', 'it's disgusting', 'I'd sooner consume a live kitten', etc.
Then, one night while we were in bed, she let rip a truly thigh rippling, bed shaking bum burp.
While the fart itself didn't wake her up, my laughter did.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 21:40, Reply)
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