* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Dry-suits...I have a dry-suit when I dive, it's a big rubber air-tight thing and it keeps air in and water out.
It also keeps methane in, so if you've spent a night with a beer or two and a curry, you can merrily toot away in your suit all day long.
Then you find an unsuspecting victim, stand next to them, open the conveniently shoulder-height dump-valve and release a full days fartiness in one lethal, nostril-height dose.
Alternatively, get some poor bugger to unzip the zip across your shoulders for a similar effect.
I'm sure Tiggy knows what I mean.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 22:08, Reply)
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