* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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HmmWhen I was a kid, me, my sister, my mum and my nan went to Majorca.
We had two rooms. Me and my sister were in one, and my mum and my nan had the other.
My nan had been eating fish that evening, and we went to bed. My nan and my mum followed later.
All night, me and my sister heard the most awful sounding fart noises. The only way my mum survived was to stick her head out the window all night.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 22:57, Reply)
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