* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Ye GodsI am a vegetarian and have been for many years, but every now and again, something new will set me off.
Bergen Soya and Linseed bread, now that stuff really made me fart the biggest window rattlers I have ever produced. It took me a couple of weeks to work out what was having the effect too. Thankfully they were only loud and not nasally offensive.
I am such a nice girly too.... honest!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:24,
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