* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me but my brother ...Long ago my parents were having a posh dinner party, think Margo and Jerry from the Good Life. Anyway, in the middle, my brother goes out into the kitchen to get the next course, opens the fridge door and lets a tremendous fart rip into the fridge and shuts the door. He said in a loud voice, You can keep that for later. So when they get their puddings out of the fridge oddly enough nobody is all that keen ...
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:55, Reply)
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