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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I work for a dodgy digital channel as a camera man. On yet another wonderful hungover day, I was in a right shitter of a mood and I really had to bum-laugh.

Usually on a hungover day, I'll find a quiet spot, and do a test-parp; that is, to parp, and then see if there is a smell. The logic being, if there's a smell, you'd better hold them in all day, if there's none, you're free to parp to your hearts content!

But I hadn't test-parped all day so I couldn't tell if my parps were smelly or not. So even though I was on cameras; people around me, I decided I'd squeeze off a small test-parp to see if it was bad.

It was bad.

Hiroshima bad.

It was so bad, the presenter had to call for a commercial break so he could get away from the smell.

I dunno what it is about somebody smelling your parp, but it put an end to my bad mood and had me smiling for the rest of the day! :)
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 2:43, Reply)

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