* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Related, sorta...My father is a fan of fart jokes, sadly. When I was thirteen he told me the following:
There once was a man from Rangoon
whose farts could be heard to the moon.
They'd rip through his rectum
when he'd least expect 'em
with the force of a raging typhoon.
I've been trying my best ever since to forget that one...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 3:00,
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