* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Strange things make me fart, it seems.Jelly Belly jelly beans- the little intensely flavored ones- will give me a bad case of the farts the next day if I eat enough of them. (I think it's the sugar in them getting through to my large intestine and overfeeding the bacteria in there.) They're worse than the ind that grow in the ground.
But stranger than that- whiskey of any sort will do it to me. Seven Crown, Jack Daniels, even expensive highland single malts will give me the Green Mist the following day, which is then followed by an act similar to clearing a drain with a plunger. Abruptly my insides will empty out with a sound like relish in a squeeze bottle and a smell like Courtney Love after a long weekend.
I now greatly limit my scotch drinking and stick to beer. It's either that or give up hope of ever getting laid again.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 3:11,
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