* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Once, whilst I was having a piss my dad farted downstairs and I could hear it from the bathroom it was that loud and started laughing straight away, whilst trying to keep pissing straight and not on my shoeIn fact, I just started laughing thinking about it now.
That is all.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 3:27, Reply)
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