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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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more classics, but you had to be there really
...such as the time I let oe off on history. This can be compared to nothing else put a corpse, and the entire class were holding their noses. Our subsitute teacher for the day: "Ok, I don't know what your all doing, and he's set no work for you, so just get some paper, keep it down and open a window, please. Thankyou."

... such as the time I was lying half back on my leather chair and my girlfriend at the time pu her head on my chest. Looked at me and said "you dirty twat" and walked out the room.

... such as the time I warned my aforementiioned ex-girlfriend I farted and that she'd hate me for it, with a bit of smug pleasure. As she was sitting down she moved farwards and tried to annoy me going "bet it doesnt even smell!" (as she knew I'd be disspointed if it didn't) However, as she moved back into her chair, she said in the same breath "you horrible bastard" and indeed walked out, as she was safe sittig back, but unfortantly had just put her face into the gas cloud, if you will.

She threw up 5 minutes later as I, in my best gentlemen fashion, proceeded to stand there laughing and pointing at her.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 3:40, Reply)

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