* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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On stage flatulenceAnother one of my gig stories.
Playing one night in Stirling, my rear end was in Devil's Arse mode, and I was dropping highly concentrated, foul emissions all night. After one particularly malodorous event, one of the other blokes in the band just walked off the stage, in the middle of a number, leaving the other three of us to get on with it.
We carried on for a minute or so before he came back, and started up again. It's amazing we kept going. I didn't know I could play and laugh so much at the same time.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 9:36,
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