* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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More poetryAll this talk of poems has reminded me of a well-known Scottish ditty. Sorry to you non-Scots who may not fully appreciate it. Translations available by gaz.
Upon that hill there stood a coo,
It's no' there noo,
It must hae shifted.
Upon that hill there stood a bull,
Full o' wind,
It must hae rifted.
I wonder why that coo departed,
It must hae thocht the bull had farted.
(Apologies to William McGonagall)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 10:14,
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