* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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You can't hold your nose....2I've just called FD for an accuracy check to the earlier post. He fondly recalled...
"We did stink"
The boy aint lyin'
I do remember a mates' dog fart making me physically wretch a few years back so I guess revenge was sweet - if sweet is the right word...which it isn't
And by the way, I realise I don't apologise for length but if you had my length, you'd be proud too
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