* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Die Deutsche Futzgeheimwaffe...In my first month, back in 1999, of working here in Cologne, I discovered the delights of the German bakeries, which are far better than the english equivalent.
However, there is one delicacy that should not be taken lightly, especially for lunch. It is the infamous "Zwiebelkuchen" - onion quiche. Do not eat it. Avoid it. Leave it alone.
Unless, of course, you derive insane amounts of pleasure from being able to fart like an elephant - in both sound and volume - for the rest of the week.
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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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