* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farting in the showerUnlike farting in the bath, farting in the shower has always seemed to me to be somewhat wasteful... until I perfected a new technique... which I now wish to share.
Stand with your back to the flow of water, cup a hand under the botty to catch a little water, and wait for guffy expulsion.... presto! Pleasing quacky noises, the occasional espresso-machine burble, and sometimes - and this really does take practice and solar plexical control - entire symphonies of musical loveliness.
Try it - you will not be disappointed.
Thank you.
p.s. for extra guarantied results eat many artichokes - creamed or in a soup preferrably, and them wash down with lovely warm Tizer
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:55, Reply)
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