* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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fartsMy grandmother used to run to the doorway into another room, fart into that room and then return back to where she was as if nothing happened. If you were lucky she didn't block the only exit with the stench cause when it reached you you had to get out quick.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, Reply)
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