* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Outback Steakhouse.Outback Steakhouse isa chain of steak restaurants in the United States based upon a faux-Australian style. They serve an appetizer there they refer to as the Bloomin' Onion. Essentially, it's seasoned deep fried onion peels. While it is large, the thing is large enough to serve as an entire meal. The calories in one alone are equal to that of a full meal.
The result of eating one of these are onion farts that are so pungent that one can easily choke a small animal to death without using hands, and very likely bring tears to a grown adult's eyes. And they just don't stop. You'll be blasting onion farts for days after just one of these.
This is why I now classify said Bloomin' Onion as a "Weapon of Arse Destruction".
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:44, Reply)
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