* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Partial pearoast...In the Pet Stories thread I wrote of the fate of my daughter's friend Amanda's hamsters:
Apparently she had at least one of each gender, for one of them got very fat and delivered a pile of wriggling little things one night. Amanda was ecstatic as she saw all these little teeny things growing up, day by day, imagining all the fun she would have with about a dozen of the little creatures.
They had run out of hamster food one night, so her mother shredded up some cabbage which she fed to the little nursing mother. Unfortunately it seems that cabbage has the same effect on hamsters that it has on us.
The lot of them died from suffocating in methane after farting all night.
I wish I could say that I had invented that story, but even my imagination couldn't come up with something that grotesque.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:57,
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