* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Something I'm not completely proud of... but close...I have no idea what I ate, but what was brewing in the nether regions was a wind of humongous proportions.
I'm unsure what prompted me to get a bit more active and do a jump and squeeze to pop it out, but yeah. My mother who was in the next room yelled '(younger brother), stop playing your trumpet!'.
So there you go, a fart that sounded like a trumpet. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was mistaken, and ran off laughing like a loon.
Amazingly long and impressive.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 11:28, Reply)
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