* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fart - Penis - TriviaWas interested to note on one occasion that when inserted inside a ladies front bottom cracking off a fart causes the penis to vibrate as a sort of fart conductor. Apparently it is not unpleasant for the lady in question, the vibrate bit not the smell that follows.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:18, Reply)
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